The corporate experience

A respectable internship where I documented corporate dysfunction

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23 March 2025
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■ What are we arguing about today?

└─ How I ended up here

Academia isn’t for me (==LINK==) I used to believe that research meant juggling ideas and advancing humanity’s scientific understanding.
Turns out, it’s a hellscape of publications and citation games.

As I was realizing that, I came across the book The Power of Business Process Improvement. That book gave me hope: maybe there are jobs where you analyze problems and solve them (much like the science I believed in)! So I thought: “Why not try something more... business?”

After some research, the roles I was looking for turned out to be Operational Efficiency and Business Process Improvement. At that stage, even figuring out the right roles felt like progress.
But like in every fairy tale, it didn’t take long to spot the catch: those are corporate roles.
Still, not knowing what I was getting into, I told myself “Gotta start somewhere,” and started applying.

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In those corporate positions, the preferred background is a degree in business management.
As a mathematician, I had to submit a lot of applications and go through three interviews before landing an offer: a 6-month internship in Italy as an Operational Excellence Intern, paying $7/hour.
I expected the worst from a corporate role, but the interviews went surprisingly well: the HR rep was friendly and helpful; the supervisor was sharp, professional, and asked smart questions. I was sold: I accepted the offer without hesitation.

One month later, I quit.

└─ The Behemoth

We’re talking about a M A S S I V E multi-billion dollar corporate.
The kind where a post like this gives my lawyer a heart attack. To stay out of trouble, let’s go with a redacted version:


A manufacturing company responsible for ██% of the global distribution of ⧫. The plant where I worked spans ████ square meters, cost ████ million euros to build, and hosts ████ people every day.

About the company

Don’t dig. Don’t ask me. Don’t even try to guess.
Or they’ll rip me apart and grind me into ⧫.

■ MY corporate experience

It can be divided into 3 phases

└─ The “Wow, I have a badge” phase

On Day 1, I badged through three layers of security and felt like “This is a serious place.”

I mean: the safety course at the digital kiosk, the corporate benefits brochure, the jaw-dropping production volumes... I walked through it all with wide eyes.

Once I put on my PPE and stepped into the production area, I saw cutting-edge ⧫ manufacturing.
That wasn’t a normal site: it’s the company’s jewel.
And I’m here, ambitious and ready to contribute

Then Day 2 happened.

└─ The “Ah” phase

The part where I actually do the job.

In my case:

And the team’s work is not better:

Ah.
I came here to solve business problems and I’m translating slides.

└─ The “Ok bye” phase

After a month, I had a 1:1 with my supervisor to plan the rest of the internship. Three projects were on the table:

My response was:

The answer: “These are the team’s needs. There’s no flexibility.”
My answer: “Then this doesn’t align with my goals. I am done here.”

■ The REAL corporate experience

Beyond my assigned tasks, I saw so much dysfunction I couldn’t help but start taking notes.
A lot of notes. 10,000 words. In just one month.

Coming off another experience (==LINK==), one rule I’d imposed on myself ended up saving me:
If you’ve seen enough to want to write about it, it’s time to leave.

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└─ The castle made of toothpicks

What looks like a massive castle from a distance...

...up close reveals itself as a sculpture made of toothpicks. Some are rotten. Some are cracked. Some are glued. Some just jammed in.
Try replacing a broken one, and the whole thing collapses. Try using bricks, and the foundation gives out.
So they just keep using toothpicks (and pray).


Here’s how my first day actually went.

No one told me when to show up, so I arrived early. The receptionist didn’t know what to do and told me to call my supervisor.
I don’t have the number
I have it. We’ll call around 8.
We find out my supervisor was on vacation. We escalated to his manager, who came to pick me up at 9 like a parent picking up a lost kid at customer service.

A week later: induction day.
Again: no one told me the time.
I had to crash the event and (surprise!) wasn’t even on the attendance list!
For an obligatory event where we had to sign documents!!!

I quickly realize that “a big company works only if everything works well” is bullshit. The chaos is managed just enough to not collapse.

People inside are the first to point this out, forced to “keep things afloat via WhatsApp messages and Teams calls”.
The same company that claims to be “one of the most advanced in the world,” flexing ISO certifications (= days full of meetings) ...and yet it runs on iPhones, Microsoft PCs, and outdated software.

But still: the plant produces █–██ million ⧫ per day, sold at █$ per unit, across ██ operational lines, printing █B$ in global profits every █k employees.

└─ Is not a “people problem”: the problem IS the people

Organizations

Organizations don’t suffer pathologies they are intrinsically pathological constructs.

The Gervais Principle

This plant was built in a perfect location.

Central enough to attract young workers from the South (fleeing mafia and irregular labor) and immigrants (chasing a better life): a steady, self-replacing stream of labor; and north enough to pull in graduates from top universities for management roles. On top of that, the local man loves getting his hands dirty: the perfect profile to fill an army of ████ operators. This plant wouldn’t work otherwise: too much mafia further south, too many managers further north.

Most tasks are now standardized and require minimal skill.
Which means: almost anyone can do almost anything. The real challenge isn’t the job, it’s surviving the corporate environment.
So hiring is done in bulk.
If someone quits? No big deal: easy to replace.
(I’d hear “Today is X’s last day” every week.)
If someone endures the corporate life and (optionally) knows how to do the job: great!
A new pawn gets promoted, and a new batch moves in. Besides manufacturing slaves for the C-level, this strategy fuels the narrative: “Anyone can make it.” Among the (low level) managers, you’ll find former machine operators, shop assistants, even cops. Not because they have rare skills, but because they could tolerate the system.

Interns are a different story.
They’re usually graduates with degrees that don’t translate into jobs (I was the exception)
Basically: desperates. They’re thrown into menial tasks (to say the least…) and 90% of the time they’re not hired after the internship.
But is still a great deal! Not for them, for the company: internships are funded by the regional government.

Let’s talk about machine operators. They’re people used to working with their hands, with strong manual skills, excellent spatial awareness, and work well together on the production floor.
In short: they’re the kind of people you want to keep the machines running.

Now, what does the team I landed in actually do?
Here’s how my supervisor explained it:

"Our goal is to build a lean mindset.
In 20 years, resources will be scarce, but we can use this time to trigger a cultural shift.
Since operators are the ones doing the actual work, we (white collars) are the loss.
Our job is to make up for their lack of self-management by teaching them to become self-sufficient.

In practice: teaching operators how to do the job “by the standard”, and keeping them in check. How? By taking them from production and sticking them in a classroom with slides.
Then taking their supervisors, scoring their performance, and giving them grades.

Put yourself in the shoes of an operator who’s been doing this for years.
He knows every part of the machine, can fix any issue, and sees the next ones coming.
Wearing oil-stained shirts and technician pants, he sees us show up in jeans and button-downs to explain that every time he cleans the machine, he has to fill out a form. And whenever there’s a problem (even a loose screw) he’s supposed to report it to the line lead, who logs it in the system, runs an assessment, solves it, and logs the solution back in.

The plant runs on a fragile balance: a symbiosis between workers and machines.
Part of that balance relies on the operator’s personality. For its underpaid roles, the company hires pragmatic profiles, referred to as “monkeys” in internal jargon (even by upper management) (needless to say, I don’t endorse it). These workers aren’t known for programmatic, standardized maintenance, so the company hires managers to coach them, trying to prevent long-term machine failures. In short: it hires people for their practicality, then forces them to act against it, risking the very balance that keeps the whole system alive.

The company is fighting a war on two internal fronts, contradicting its own methods (see: The Cannae Problem). Will it work?
Yes, but not how they think. People are learning how to game the system: they log some activities (just enough to show compliance), report KPIs only when they look good (otherwise it’s “N/A”), and run structured meetings only when someone’s watching. How could it work, anyway? This isn’t a solution.
The solution would be: hire different people.

It is not really a “people problem” you can solve with “people solutions”.
The problem is the people.
They fall into two archetypes (borrowed from an italian book):

The first is the machine operator: the average Italian, obsessed with football, ultra-conservative traditionalist, whose biggest dream is retirement. He doesn’t want new frameworks and complains about every new tool.
The second is the opportunistic manager, a Gervais Principle sociopath-in-training. Secretly loyal to hierarchy, but never shows it (to avoid alienating the conformists around him). He obeys with strategic discipline, hoping to rise to the top of the pyramid.

The company is inherently pathological because is built out of what sabotages it.
It’s a problem that can’t be solved, because it’s not just compatible with the company’s existence, the company actually depends on it.

Which leads to the real question: If the problem is the people... why do the people stay?

└─ A beautiful prison

How could you!

How could you ever leave a company that gives you free food? That gives you a raise every year!
There’s even a free gym with a personal trainer!
Forget about ⧫, this is a global company, with massive revenues and world-class scale.
And YOU made it all possible!


When they told me there’s a free gym, free bus pass, and free cafeteria, I thought: “$7/hour is low, but it’s my first experience in this field, and the perks aren’t bad.

These is the bullshit that got me, and the same ones that convince people to stay.
And the company offers plenty: $100 bonuses for Christmas and birthdays, recognition cards, a huge end-of-year party, 5 free coffees a day, a free therapist, book clubs… It’s the only way to make the job bearable: distract with anything except the job itself.
I mean: a $100 annual voucher sounds better than $8.50 more in your paycheck.

Let’s be clear: we’re manufacturing ⧫ here.
We’re not changing the world, we’re not making it a better place. We’re producing ⧫.
This can’t be a raison d’être. But the job keeps people occupied, and the benefits keep people distracted.

Most don’t quit, and yet they complain every day, always finishing with: “Well, at least we get paid for it.”
Once I replied, “Weak consolation...”, the supervisor didn’t hesitate: “Fat consolation!”
Self-persuasion keeps them going.
Their motto: we’re in prison, but at least the bars are made of gold.

■ Me as Grandpa Simpson screaming “BATNA”

Corporation

An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.

The Devil’s Dictionary


In The Simpsons Movie, Grandpa Simpson has a vision:

Horrible, horrible things are going to happen! (…)
Twisted tail! A thousand eyes!
TRAPPED FOREVER!
Beware! Beware!
Time is short!
EPA!! EPA!!! EEEEEEPAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Believe me! BELIEVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

It’s the same vision I had after a few weeks on the job.

└─ “Horrible, horrible things are going to happen!

Italians have a complicated relationship with their country. “Italy is the most beautiful country in the world” but then “Politics is a disaster, salaries are low, taxes are insane...” When I told interns about opportunities abroad, they’d reply “Then why did you come back?” with that smug undertone “You love Italy too much, huh?” Like the golden prison employees, they survive through cognitive dissonance. They know things are better elsewhere, but need to remind themselves why they stay: the food, the sea, the family... From birth Italians are molded to simp for their country, and politicians, well knowing this, exploit the nostalgia effect.
Instead of fixing structural problems, they lure talent back from abroad (a LOT of talents abroad!) with weak incentives (like temporary tax breaks). And for many, that’s enough. Officially for the incentives, but really: for food, the sea, the family... This is Italy: a country that gives up on its future by accepting what it is, and slowly dies.
More on this here.

└─ “Time is short!

I hoped to connect with the other interns by sharing the ideas from this post, but I realized they had no perspective. “I just want a normal job. One where I leave at 5pm and don’t have to think about anything. As long as they pay me, I’m good.
How does a 25-year-old end up with that as a life vision? I believe it’s the country: its work culture, its universities (lots to say here)... everything in Italy atrophies young people’s initiative.
Corporate life looks like a safe way out. It pulls them in with an appealing job application, traps them with perks, holds them for 40 years and retirement sneaks up without warning. Decades doing the same thing, in the same 2m^2, producing the same ⧫ every day. Decades decided in a few months of desperate job searching.

└─ “BELIEVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

A few weeks in, I went to pick up some PPE, and that’s when I had the vision. A guy, maybe 20 years old, was managing deliveries from the warehouse.
He was slouched in his chair like someone who had been sitting there all day.
At the computer, holding a roll of tape. Trying to find the end of it. Five minutes passed. Same position, still searching, with no success. A young mind, capable of who knows what, being paid to find the end of a roll of tape. Something hit me.
It was sadness, sharp and overwhelming. I understood and I wanted to do something. I wanted to shake him.
To wake him up.
To sound like a lunatic if I had to, but tell him to get out.
That he could do anything with his life.
That the world is full of opportunities.
That he was wasting his time with that roll of tape, at that desk, in that company. I wanted to do the same with the other interns.
To break the corporate trance.
Not just them: I wanted to tell everyone. They all deserve to know.
What are you doing? Do you not see where you’ve ended up?

Then the other guy came out, handed me the PPE, I said thanks, and walked back to my office.

└─ “BATNA!! BATNA!! BATNAAAAAAA!!!

I deeply believe that understanding the concept of value is one of the most important skills a person can develop.
From product pricing to the value of time, it underpins everything. Living alone has drastically sharpened this skill for me (though I wouldn’t claim to have mastered it yet) and one of the most powerful (and perhaps underrated) tools that helped me is BATNA.
Best Alternative To a Negotiated Agreement: the best course of action if negotiations fail.

The corporate job is a subtle game of value. The most pathological belief is that money is the only value at stake.
This ignores, for instance, the value of identity: “What is the cost of becoming the person you want to become?” Spending years in a company means growing inside it and being shaped to fit its walls.

Chapter “II. Intellectual Growth”

I thought I was being paid to turn up at an office, but I was actually being paid to no longer have the time or energy to seriously better myself. The deal makes sense until I have enough money to comfortably avoid homelessness, then each dollar gets less and less valuable, but society only has a default template to buy most of us in five-day-a-week batches whether you like it or not.

Ludicity, What precious things does the corporate world steal from us


Once I got the job, friends asked: “What do you do? How much are you making?”
No one asked: “At what cost?”
To most people, cost just means money. And money flows one way: from company to employee.
But we’re talking about value, and money is only a part of it.

In a company like this, the cost is the death of ambition. Why would an intern, hired after months of job searching, even consider leaving?
They convince themselves this is as good as it gets, and settle.
Week after week, they start hoping they can stay forever. Maybe climb the ladder.
Their BATNA? Staying on even worse terms than the ones they have now. In their defense: it’s also a cultural issue: in Italy the highest aspiration is a permanent contract, entrepreneurship is treated like gambling, and job hopping is frowned upon.

I almost fell for it too: the situation was tough, but that company name would’ve looked shiny on a résumé. Still, when I assessed the psychological cost, it was too high.
Given my background and financial situation, my BATNA was simple: quit, and find something better.
I negotiated (always negotiate!).
We couldn’t find alignment.
I walked away.
BATNA!


■ Conclusions

Illusions fall one after another

You cash in, bluff, raise, but your breath keeps getting shorter.
You downsize yourself again.
You start dreaming smaller dreams.
And by shrinking long enough, you end up in some lousy place pretending to live, pretending to work, pretending to love.

Alcatraz: A DJ on Death Row


I lived that month like someone who had surrendered.
I dreamed of being reprimanded for messing up the report. I watched vanlife videos to forget the frustration.
I tracked my supervisor’s football team to predict his mood.

Some people are happy doing this kind of job: my parents were, some interns are.
I can’t. And I blame myself, because things would be easier.

I know, I know: “Life is hard, and there’s no free lunch
I have no illusion that things are simple outside the corporate world.
But says Murakami: “I can bear any pain as long as it has a meaning.” and manufacturing ⧫ isn’t the meaning I’m looking for, nor is making my boss happy.

What I’m looking for is the opportunity to be fabulous Working my own way, with the skills I have, on something I care about.
Especially to be among people with whom I share aspirations.

if you don’t like politics, never work at a big company

if you don’t like work, never work at a small company

— anu (@anuatluru) June 1, 2025

Perhaps what I’m looking for is a job as an entrepreneur.
Perhaps it’s working in a startup or in a small team.
I don’t know yet.

I just don’t want to return a faded badge with the photo of a young man who wanted to change the world, but spent a lifetime producing ⧫.

■ Suggested media

Suggested in the sense that they "inspired" me in some way.

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